Zombies Are Everywhere....WTF

What is with America's infatuation with dead people who come back to life and try to kill them? How is this such a popular idea among all kinds of media? It's so fucking dumb that it's retarded. Not only do we have movies starring walking, rotting corpses, but we also have games and TV shows too. Seriously? The fiction of zombies have been around forever, but it's now being heralded as a hot topic that all entertainment outlets need to tackle?

Alright, I admit, playing Zombie mode in Black Ops has it's moments where you're like, "Holy shit, this is getting pretty intense." But that's about it. A zombie movie hasn't been scary since Night of the Living Dead. Even that movie wasn't that scary, just more fucked up that the protagonist, a black guy in a time where black people were oppressed up the ass, ends up being killed by a white sheriff after the nights over because he thinks he's a zombie. Oh yeah, SPOILER ALERT! Too late? Oh well, that movies fucking old. You weren't going to watch it.

(Only one black guy in this movie, some might say one too many. That makes you racist!)

There are so many video games with zombies as the stars that it should be it's own genre in the gaming industry. Honestly, the best zombie game I've ever played is Plants vs. Zombies. That game is fucking awesome, and more addicting than a heroine sandwich laced with cocaine. It's pretty clever too. You have a hoard of zombies slowly making their way onto your lawn. You also happen to not have any guns, and apparently are a mad scientist or some shit, because you have seeds laying around that can instantly grow into mutated plant weapons. Fucking genius. The guy who thought of the concept for this game must have some fucked up dreams.

(Fix your shirt, you slob.)

All in all, zombies need to go away for awhile. It's becoming way overused like my penis in the 7th grade. Knowing the entertainment industry, they will beat it into the ground and move on to something else that doesn't need to be blown out of proportion. Poor zombies, they're so misunderstood. They just want to eat your brains and be left the fuck alone.