Like I've said in earlier posts, I am so fucking sick of Call of Duty: Black Ops, it's not even funny. It's actually pathetic, but take your white wig of and quit judging me. I went onto Gamespot to check out some semi older games that were rated pretty well so I can think about getting into another game. I came across Vanquish, which is made by Sega. My first thought was Sega has been putting out garbage since the mid 90's, but the game received some really good reviews. I watched some gameplay and figured I would pick it up.
I've been playing it on and off pretty much all day and the game is living up to those reviews. It's like if Lost Planet, Halo, and Transformers had an orgy, this would be the love child, and I mean that in the best way possible. Your welcome for making you think about Optimus Prime running a train on Master Chief's tight little anus. The point is, the game was applauded because of the directing, and apparently the director is some big wig in the industry. The cutscenes can be long, but the visuals are excellent and the overall design is great.
The only weird thing about the game is the dialogue. I just don't get it. Do Japanese people think all Americans talk the way they portray us? Why not do a little homework or here's an idea. HIRE A FUCKING AMERICAN TO PROOF READ YOUR SHIT. During the game, they need a tank to blow debris out in a tunnel so they can get out. The tank does it's thing and the next line is "That tunnel's not gonna walk right for a week." I love a good butt sex joke as much as the next guy, but nobody says that about a tunnel. Fucking slants think we talk about fucking all day. Classic. Love it.
Anyways, here's a good clip that shows what kind of game it is. If you get a chance to pick it up, I would, it's a good shooter with great design and direction.
(We will stop that from happening. That being decent dialogue.)
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