Thursday, February 10, 2011

Fucking Genius: Couple Fakes Daughter's Cancer

Police say Alicia and Steven Kelly won the sympathy and financial donations of friends and strangers, telling them their 15-year-old daughter suffered from bone cancer.
But the person they exploited the most was their own teenager, convincing her that she had a deadly disease by giving her blood pressure pills and telling her it was her "chemo medicine," according to police in Greenwood County, S.C.
And that wasn't all, they say.
The couple, who were responsible for looking after her elderly father, allegedly neglected his care, leaving him to die in a trailer while they collected his Social Security checks for 18 months, allege police.
- ABC News
(God, so fucking hot. She's okay too...)
I'm not gonna judge. It was a great idea on all levels. They multitasked the shit out of this scheme. They tricked their own daughter into thinking she has cancer then played out the old sob story to anyone willing to throw some cheddar their way. Obviously it wasn't enough money so you gotta keep scheming. Meanwhile, good for nothing Grandpa is sitting there collecting checks while shitting his God-damned huggies and they don't see a dime of his retirement. Fuck that and fuck Grandpa. Let him die. Everyone dies, but that doesn't mean his income needs to die too. So they cash that shit every week just like Grandpa would have wanted. End of story. They should win a medal for being so fucking smart.

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