It's finally Super Bowl Sunday. I was so close to having my beloved Bears back in the big game until the Packers shit all over my hopes and dreams. I feel pretty confident saying the Packers will turn the tables on Ben Roethlisberger and rape his bearded butthole all over Dallas. The Packers are just that good. They should have won the NFC North but my Bears are the luckiest team since the Anaheim Angels in Angels in the Outfield. But Drew, wasn't Jesus helping out the Angels in that movie? You bet your ass he was. The Bears had Jesus, God, the Devil, everyone helping them. They weren't that good but made it to the conference title game.
On a side note, I made a shit load of beer to take to my Dad's Super Bowl banger and tested the beer. Not so great. Pretty shitty feeling. I've got just under 100 beers and half of them taste like alcoholic water and the other half tastes like alcoholic cough medicine. Not a good sign. My Dad wanted me to put a donations sign next to the cooler with all of these beers in it, but now I'm scared there's going to be a UOMe in the jar or someone will just puke in the jar and punch me in the face for good measure.
Anyways, I'm not crazy about the game itself, but it should be a good time. If you are going to bet on the game, I'm thinking the Packers are going to win by a pretty decent margin, After all, they do have Ellen Degeneres secretly playing quarterback for them, and she's NASTYYYYYYY.
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