I've reluctantly been playing Black Ops quite a bit lately. I hate this mother fucking game, don't get me wrong. It's the kind of game that most people fucking despise but it has a really good community so you can play with people you know. That's about the only good thing about it. Now that I'm thinking about it, is that really even a good thing? Playing a game everyone hates just because your friends are playing it? I can picture Treyarch's slogan: "Get lit up in this laggy piece of shit......WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!"
I swear to god everytime I play this game, the guns have different damage points. When I first started, the AUG said it had shitty damage, but I gave it a whirl because every other gun sucks Big Foot's dick. It was surprisingly good, so I stuck with it. Lately, the AUG takes about 9 or 10 bullets to kill someone. What the fuck is that shit? Suddenly everyone has become fucking Tupac and won't go down until Suge Knight wants them to. My k/d ratio has been dropping faster than black birds in Arkansas and I think we have a God damned conspiracy on our hands.
(Nobody should be this fucking good. Seriously, somebody kill this gifted asshole.)
Maybe it's the fact that every time I lose a match in a blowout I report every single player on the other team because I hate them. I know they're not cheating but I want to create work for Treyarch because they are the assholes who convinced me this game would be bigger than Ron Jeremy's tinky. It's not. It has shrinkage.
I convinced the only thing that can save me at this point is Killzone 3. Why do I get the feeling I will be writing a similar post about another franchise I once loved. God I hate love.
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